Neither of these come from the Onion
In honor of Zombie Jesus day, here's your "Zombie":
Woody Harrelson assaults claims he mistook photographer for zombie.
and here's your "Jesus":
Joe Frazier Says God is Responsible for Muhammad Ali’s Parkinson’s disease.
I'll skip the analysis on both, since it's too obvious - besides, I've got a Doctor Who Special and Red Dwarf reunion to review! Maybe head down to Harris Teeter first, see if the discount chocolate is available yet?
Woody Harrelson assaults claims he mistook photographer for zombie.
and here's your "Jesus":
Joe Frazier Says God is Responsible for Muhammad Ali’s Parkinson’s disease.
I'll skip the analysis on both, since it's too obvious - besides, I've got a Doctor Who Special and Red Dwarf reunion to review! Maybe head down to Harris Teeter first, see if the discount chocolate is available yet?

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